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While I J off to these b’s
Lol Idk
And FYI I’m gonna hit play
Intro
Ninja Sex Party, NSP, A ninja and Sex icon what more could you want. It’s very, hard to describe exactly what They are but what they are is great. Classic 80’s sound but with modern flair. Also they have some of the greatest pure cover CD’s out there. I mean how often do you get to hear Rush and and Elton Jon on the same release? Speaking of release, how is their newest one, Prophecy? Well here, We, Go
Intro (The)
It’s well, the intro. And if you need to understand what they are about, this is a great place to start because you will know exactly what they are about
The Mystic Crystal
It’s pretty bold to start out an album with an 12 minute epic, but damn if it ain’t a great start. It is the essential NSP sound and story telling, and of course nonsense. All NSP fans know of the foretold video to go with this song and its just as anticipated as this album. There’s a little guitar run right at the first transition and even though its kinda snuck in there, I noticed it, its a nice. I don’t want to spoil too much of this song as it has a legit story to it, and you really just need to experience it for yourself. The song has a perfect balance of musicality and theatre. If you haven’t heard NSP before but are a fan of Tenacious D, you will fit right at home here.
It’s Bedtime
From 12 minutes, to 3. We have a beautiful and a creepy lullaby in the intro but evolves into awesomeness in the dreamland of rock. The second, Verse, kind of reminds me of Whitesnake. Subject matter in this song is some great comedy. The best kind of comedic music is when it’s accompanied by great musicality. NSP, The D, and The Lonely Island are all amazing examples of this. It’s ironic that I’m listening to this song when I should be going to bed
The Wishing Bear
What the hell
I don’t Know What We’re Talking about (And I haven’t for a While)
Back with the 80’s rock ballad that they do so well. Guys, we have all been in the situation they sing about in this song, I know I have. The melody in the chorus is top notch with the sweet little guitar run. There’s a queen tribute here as well in its sound and it’s hilarious
Welcome to My Parents’ House
Oooo disco time, straight Kool in the Gang style. You can guess what this song is about, and it is as silly as you can imagine. What’s your favorite juice? There’s a pretty killer keyboard solo. Entire song is too damn groovy
Wondering Tonight
You put the comedy aside, and Danny is such an amazing singer. This song really shows that. You think for a bit that you are getting a serious song, hahaha you are adorable. Really though, who doesn’t have these thoughts after a breakup. This song is a vocabulary lesson brought to you by NSP
Ninja Brian’s Kids’ Album
I.... really just don’t know
The Decision Part 2: Ten Years Later
Flashbacks to my mom watching those 90s workout vhs tapes. Least for a bit then it straight up kicks on the Jams mother fucker. Most up tempo song so far, and I headbanged while laughing the entire time. Song just kicks ass. Can’t wait for the eventual part 3.
Do Math with U
Too much sexy for a song, I think my phone got wet from hearing the Sexbang seduction. If you ever had a crush on your math teacher, this is the song you play for them. You’ll solve that equation real quick and really find out how x goes into y
Thunder & Lightning
Cyberpunk rock with a straight Metal chorus. 2 types of music I’ve always loved when combined well, and of course, they did it. There is some thunderous guitar work here and well, Me like. I get some vibes of Painkiller Judas Priest here in parts and damn it I love it
Outro (Prophecy)
I’m in the league of champions, yaaaaay. Also, that final chord, is glorious.
These guys really can do no wrong, as they have crafted, once again, a masterpiece. I feel like I have been handing these out a lot recently but IDC, Because this album deserves to join the ranks of First Class. I’m a simple man, you give me great sounding music, and can make me laugh my ass off while doing so, you got yourself a winner. Now I’m gonna go binge watch their videos, Take Care
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